Shoulder Guy*

*Shoulder guy is the nice guy whom the girl continually cries on whilst lamenting the lack of nice guys in the world

Shoulder guy, shoulder guy
Don't get your spirits down
One day, she'll appreciate
How you wipe away her frown

Shoulder guy, shoulder guy
I know your shirt is wet
But soon it'll all be worth it
So don't you go and fret

Shoulder guy, keep your shoulder strong
Just heed the words of this song
Once you're done with this whole dance
I promise you, you'll get in her pants

Shoulder guy, shoulder guy
I know your balls are small
Just hope they're big enough
For you to give her a call

Shoulder guy, shoulder guy
My time is almost done
So go and buy some condoms
And get ready for some fun

Shoulder guy, keep your shoulder strong
Just heed the words of this song
Once you're done with this whole dance
I promise you, you'll get in her pants